A message from shoulja-boy

I just have to wonder- Has anyone ever shaved Shitty's mustache off as a prank?

“But seriously, why would we even do that? Rans? Rans?”

A message from cumulativechaos

So, I was re-reading this comic (again) and I when you introduced Lardo Shitty says something about getting "the fucking chop", so I was just wondering what Lardo's hair looked like before she cut it?

“…Wow.”

“Please don’t quit.”

A message from ohnosocialinteraction

We know how Johnson sees Chowder, but how does Chowder see his predecessor? Is he in awe? A lil weirded out?

A message from schnappchat

is bitty actually good at dancing tho

“Oh. Bless your heart,” Bitty chuckled before deleting the question forever and getting turnt like a Jamaican dance hall twerker.

A message from disappointingeveryone

But the question that's really on everyone's minds: will Shitty and Lardo get to touch each others' butts?????????

“What?”

“Someone asked if we’re gonna touch each others’ butts.”

“…Does right now count?”

A message from sageayana

WHY IS HOLSTER SO CUTE WITH GLASSES. HOW DO YOU DO THAT.

A message from macko-mori-deactivated20151230

have ransom and holster ever sat jack down and tried to get him updated on pop culture? or do they just consider him a lost cause?

A message from miyedoench

Yo, Holster, talk me some 30Rock. Liz or Jenna? Sad it ended? Opinions on clear dishwashers? Do you have a GE trivection oven—if not, do you want one? Any other shows you watch, like, recommend? Ever been to NBC Studios—taken the tour, skated outside it in winter, etc.? How would you like a Tracy Jordan talking bobble head? Does your fridge contain nightcheese? What do you think about Cleveland? Is there anyone you would wolf your Teamster sub for?

Holster grabs Ransom by the shoulders. “Ransom!! Dude! Cheers marathon? Just like back when we were frogs?”

“I would literally rather inject Cholula into my asshole.”

A message from simmplechange

You know how many players have little ticks or habits during or before a game? I was just wondering if any of your boys had little habits or rituals that helps with their game? Keep up the great work!

From my sketchbook:

Bitty - The Eric Bittle PreGame Playlist, obvi.

Jack - Makes a peanut butter and jelly sandwich a few hours before every single game. A new pregame ritual for Jack is learning how to ignore Bittle’s caterwauling. 

Holster - HOLSTER REALLY LIKES SITCOMS AND MOVIES AND NETFLIX IN GENERAL. And will sit alone in the locker room watching episodes of 30 Rock and talking to himself about it. (◡‿◡)

Shitty - ~*important facial hair maintenance.*~ 

Ransom - usually he’s cramming for a test on Monday, but sometimes ghosts.

A message from khalstyles

important question: are the boys into 2048? more important question: who, if anyone, has beaten 2048?