Hallow’s Eve?
Also, what should the Boys be for Halloween? I’ve tried nothing and I’m all out of ideas.
But Ransom’s a sexy MD got that covered.
But it’s college so there’s about 5 days of partying and dressing up.
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You have captured the essence of my mother and I am both delighted and horrified and laughing and experiencing a ridiculous amount of second hand embarrassment for Bitty. Also would that Madison be Madison, GA?
Yup!
The Boys’ Hometowns:
Bitty - Madison, GA
Shitty - Cambridge, MA
Holster - Buffalo, NY
Ransom - Toronto, ON
Jack - Montreal, QC
Bitty’s a small town boy! And the rest of the guys are really from the suburbs–I’m pretty sure Shitty grew up in Brookline.
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Will the guys ever find Bitty's video blog?
A message from schnappchat
omg he got the mullet bitty got the mullet and holster looks like he wants to be an extra in the new thor movie and jack despite his apparently quite high testosterone cant grow a beard you are amazing
NO YOU ARE AMAZING THANKS FOR READING
Yeah, man, I still can’t decide whether Bitty would be excited about the mullet? In a “yay let’s do stuff to my hair this reminds me of skating competition mornings in the dressing room” way? Or if he absolutely hates it in a “I have three cousins on my mother’s side with mullets. They live in a place called Buttermilk, Georgia and none of them have more teeth than they have fingers”…way.
Holster clearly hates his beard but then again his default expression is a slightly annoyed indifference, so who knows. Maybe he’s just pissed because Ransom probably puts crap in it while he’s sleeping.
And I’m sure Jack’s lack of beardage is something that keeps him up at night. “Why can’t I grow a beard I’m 23 my father could grow a beard when he was 23 My father won a Stanley Cup when he was 23. I am a failure.” Whomp whooomp.
These are things I think about.
“Oh no no no. I can’t grow facial hair to save my life. I don’t know what I’ll do if we make it to the playoffs.”
“Dude. Rock a Kaner mullet.”
In an alternate universe where Bitty isn’t repulsed by growing a mullet during playoffs. Just like a true Georgia-raised, corn-fed, God-fearin’ backcountry Bittle would.
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A message from Anonymous
Do you have any Minnesotans or Midwesterners on your team?
hey, Johnson here lol
yeah, i spent most of my life in minneapolis but i was born in new york. so does that make me Midwestern? bro, I dunno, good question!!! one could say that i’ve fully adopted Midwestern ideals and mannerisms so therefore i’m midwestern, but yeah, like, I dunno, since some of these notions are universal—where does Midwesterness begin and where does it stop? by geographical borders or the borders of our mental states? the Applachians or our attitudes? idek
plus, even if my character was born and raised in like, Northfield, what would that mean to you? would that allow you to more fully project a connection onto this set of hockey bros who don’t exist? would you feel more connected to me? would you know me? like seriously tho—epistemologically?
if it comforts you on an abstract level—yes i’m midwestern.
are you?
…are you?
lol just answering your question with more questions haha
but yeah just stuff I think about in the crease. :-)
- Johnson
He gingerly grabbed his twig.
Jack smiled. “Hey, Bittle. Good shot.”
And Eric was both lost in the blueness and confused by the droopiness of Jack’s eyes.
A message from desharbaby
I don't understand. I mean, yeah the flow, but still, why am I so weirdly attracted to Shitty?
Yeah, man, idk. He’s just this mysterious mustachioed feminist who’s very comfortable with his body.
A message from Anonymous
errbody /save jack/ gets drunk and sings wrecking ball really emotionally and bitty has found his people
that’s it that’s the comic
A message from miscella
Are Ransom and Holster childhood friends or did they just really hit it off in college?
That moment when you meet your best friend and the force is so strong you get anime eyes.