
Do not even get me started on Ransom and Holster.

Do not even get me started on Ransom and Holster.

Canada Day: North America’s July pregame.


Short and sweet. Holster & Bitty & Ransom.

"Brah, I’ve seen things. Scary things."

Ransom: The original Nigerian Bro, one half of the best defense-duo in the ECAC. Annoyed that no one believes he’s from Canada.


Holster, defensemen: unnecessarily loud, college-wide pong champ, one half of the best defense-duo in the ECAC.
Shitty, winger: best friend of bitty, loves romcoms, smokes so much fucking pot.


I’ve been wanting to do a mini-webcomic for MONTHS (since I finished the screenplay about hockey?) about a hockey team at a fictional university. I’ll try to work through the roster.
Here’s Jack and Bitty—Jack, the captain: Canadian, a hard ass, and hockey robot. Bitty (Eric Bittle), the main character: probably from Georgia, definitely a former figure skating champion.
Already, you feel the hilarity.