A message from jawpopping

"in the south we don’t say “you’re a dumb fuck” we say “bless your heart” and i think that’s beautiful. the more mind-obliteratingly stupid we find you, the more descriptive we get. “bless your precious, sweet, mama-loving heart” means we’re not 100% certain how you possess enough intelligence to draw breath." is this a thing bitty does?

Walking out of Faber, Bitty sighed as he scrolled through his phone and clucked his tongue. “Well well well—Kelly Rowland’s in the news again. Oh Lord, honey, that hair.”

Bitty was used to Jack tuning out most of his pop-culture related comments, but for some bizarre reason Jack instead looked back over his shoulder and frowned.

“Kelly Rowland?” asked Jack before looking at Shitty. “Oh, wow. Doesn’t she sit next to you in our history section, Shits?”

Looking up from his phone, Shitty gave Jack his gentlest Jesus-Christ-Jack-your-embarrassingly-culturally-inept-white-dudeness-is-showing-again look.

“Um yeah, brah, I’m pretty sure I would know if Kelly fucking Rowland sat next to me in section. You’re thinking of Kelly Reynolds.”

"Oh. Jack. Bless your heart,” said Bitty. And before he could catch himself: “And lemme guess—Beyoncé is your econ professor?”

"I don’t…What does Beyoncé have to do with Kelly Rowland?” asked Jack.

Bitty made eye contact with Shitty before returning to his phone and muttering, “Bless your darling home-grown hockey-playing Canadian heart.”

There’s going to be so much Check, Please! so soon. Please accept some extras in the meantime.

Quick comic I did on the plane.

Ransom and Holster are basically the best/worst big brothers a tiny gay southern boy could have.

A message from paxpinnae

So, does Shitty by any chance have a much-more-talented older sister who plays for Team USA?

Knight Siblings AU. That one time Hilary Knight went to visit her little brother at Samwell and spent the entire time getting dragged around the Haus with Shitty introducing her to everyone:

“Oh, shit, Hils, this is Ransom and Holster, the best defensive duo in the ECAC; Rans, Holtzy—this is my sister and Olympic medalist and internationally ranked hockey player, Hils. (She has two medals.) (Two.) Oh, oh, and this is Bitty! HEY. Bitty! Fucking come and say hi to my sister, Hilary! (You’ll love, Bitty, he’s the tits, he like, generates pies as a byproduct of his fucking existence; ‘swawesomest shit in the—) Bits, did I tell you about my sister?! She was at this year’s Winter Olympics? Like, Sochi? And we watched all her games? She was also at the last one. You know. On the US National hockey team. (She’s a two-time Olympic medalist.) Jack! Yo! You remember my sister, don’t you? She only brought one Olympic medal with her, but she could have brought another. Because she has two.”

classystaches:

DID YOU THINK I WAS KIDDING???? DID YOU THINK THAT I WOULDN’T KEEP DRAWING FANART FOR YOUR WONDERFUL COMIC????

HEH HEH HEHHHH

PIE

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omgfanplease now exists for your extra dose of Check, Please! goodness! If you ever want something reblobbed, I follow the omgcheckplease and omgfanplease tags!

(It’s also kinda sorta under construction.)

A message from sombodyssins

What are Samwell's official colors?

(Well. More of a dark red or crimson. But red is easier to chant after a few kegsters.)

A message from Anonymous

LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE. I think you broke my brain. Can I give you all the money? (in other words, will you be publishing this sometime in the future? because I would buy a thousand copies)

;_; Thanks! I won’t be publishing any time soon (and I probably won’t have merch soon either, unfortunately). Though I have been entertaining the thought of making a mini-comic and printing it super cheap and sending it to you guys? I have many ideas.

Check, Please! Valentines.

A message from coraltum

Random flyby saying that I freaking adore your comic- and my question is: how tall are these guys compared to each other (apart from Bits who we all know is a petite babby)?

YES!! I have been waiting for this question.

You can actually see the relative heights of the Boys in the Hockey Shit with R&H comic on nicknames:

Everything’s relative, because my proportions are ~wacky~. And I often do not succeed in sticking to their height/size differences in the comic and extras.  BUT if I did, this is how the Boys would look like standing next to each other. When it comes to weight, Holster and Ransom are *around* 220lb and 210Ib, Shitty’s like 160lb, Jack’s probably riding 200lb, and Bitty’s 125lb.  (Maybe. If he’s been eating protein.) I had to reference a lot of college hockey rosters to cook up these heights and weights. (And a lot of figure skating websites.)

AND YO IT’S LARDO. She’s in the next comic. Now is a good time to apologize for not updating.

Shitty put a hand on Jack and Bitty’s shoulders. “Guys, guys, chill—how ‘bout you’re both right?”

Bitty raised an eyebrow at Jack. “All I know is that I’m making a pecan pie. Not a pecan pie. Whatever that is.”