Posted January 16, 2017 at 10:00 pm
Bitty: [completes TD pass to Jack]
Jack: [slaps his boyfriend's butt]
Jack: Nice play, Bittle.
later
Lardo: Wow.
Ransom: Um. That was weird, right?
Holster: No joke. That was the most precise and least sexual butt slap I have ever seen in my life.
Ransom: ...Incredible. He's perfected it.
Lardo: Purely functional. Congratulatory. Efficient. Masculine. Terrifying.
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