Posted January 16, 2017 at 10:00 pm

Bitty: [completes TD pass to Jack]

Jack: [slaps his boyfriend's butt]

Jack: Nice play, Bittle.


Lardo: Wow.

Ransom: Um. That was weird, right?

Holster: No joke. That was the most precise and least sexual butt slap I have ever seen in my life.

Ransom: ...Incredible. He's perfected it.

Lardo: Purely functional. Congratulatory. Efficient. Masculine. Terrifying.

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