[blog] Year 3, Comic 5 - The After Kegster

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✓ How long were Jack and Bitty upstairs, away from the kegster, canoodling? Did they go upstairs together...? Well, Bitty probably went upstairs to make sure his room was locked (right?), and Jack probably went upstairs because the downstairs bathroom gets mad sticky during kegsters. So if I'm like, Dex, and I see them descend the stairs together after a few moments away from the swarm of wellies in attendance, I'm guessing they ran into each other in the hall? Struck up conversation? Who hasn't gone up to the attic or reading room when the ground floor kegster got too wild?

✓ Hm. HMMMMMM. Hmmm!

✓ I don't know anybody like Jack and it confuses me why Bitty likes him so much. WHAT? I mean, Right! Other than the aesthetics and millions of dollars and work ethic, he's just some angsty Canada man. (Drake???) If you’ve never talked to a jock like Jack before, maybe you’ve seen one on TV. How can such thrilling athletes talk and act like boring robots off the pitch/court/ice? Jack’s shimmering personality is buried under a lot of tame hobbies, laser-focus, and plain speech. Lucky for Bittty, he learned how to interpret jock-talk a while  ago.

Hey. = “Hey, how are you?”
Hey, Bittle. = “Ah, it's Bitty! Hello! I'm thrilled that you are here.”
Nice pass. = “Joy! Your dedication to the sport of hockey has been fruitful. I admire you, friend. I applaud you. Please, more of the same!”
Ha ha. = HA HA!

✓ Does Shitty even like law school? Yeah, sure! But I hear law school is somewhat stressful.

✓ Is that typical of an after-after kegster? The cleaning and gossiping? Ransom and Holster always go over the juicy deets of a kegster while they're emptying out groddy solo cups and detoxifying the downstairs bathroom.

✓ Well, the team is suspicious of something and Bitty's in the middle of it and can't say anything to anyone. Here we go. Yup.

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