[blog] Junior Year #1 - WAG
★ Notes on Year 3, Comic 1 - WAG ★
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✓ Whoa!
It feels like just yesterday when I found this comic, after a friend
of mine sent me an aggressive recommendation of it via a social media
channel. And look at us now! Year Three! Bitty’s a junior! Oh boy!
Aggh, thanks for sticking with it this whole time! And I know–they
grow up so fast.
✓ Too
fast??? Bitty never even talked about how he liked boys before
Samwell, and now he’s dating a professional hockey player??? Who
knows where this crazy tale of fiction will take us!
✓ What’s
a WAG? WAG stands for Wives And Girlfriends. It seems to be a term
used more in sports fan culture than by actual athletes. Often, WAGS
are TV personalities, models, athletes, actresses, musicians, or
regular persons that people want to know about.
✓ Who’s
that red-headed man with Bitty’s eyes and sitting with Mama Bittle,
Bitty, and Jack in the Bittle family home? That would be COACH.
✓ So
Jack went and visited Bitty in Madison, huh? They have been making
time to see each other, it SEEMS. HMM.

HMMMMMMMM…..That calendar was fun to draw!
✓ Bitty
is already calling Jack “honey”, “sweetheart”,
“sweetiepie”, “sugar”, “honeycutiepie”, and
“my boyfriend” after only one summer of dating? When you
Skype a bunch, things come out. Who knows? Maybe Jack thinks it’s the
best thing that’s ever happened to him ever in his life or something.
Maybe. I’m just saying.
✓ How
in the world does Bitty own a Lego Jack Zimmermann? How do Lego Jack
Zimmermanns even exist? How do you get a Lego Jack Zimmermann to
celly even? Where do I get a Lego Jack Zimmerman??? I believe you
mean knock-off OYO SportsToy Jack Zimmermann. This is a real OYO
toy:

A real OYO toy would never be able to execute the stick-above-the-head celly (those arms pop right off let me tell you), so CLEARLY this is some strange, off-brand “Olegyo” toy that is saving this universe’s NHL millions.
✓ Who’s
that large gangling Russian gentleman who called
Jack….“ZIMMBONI”???? How did you know he was Russian?? Whatever, you’ll meet him again later, he’s
fun. Anyone who would call Jack Laurent Zimmermann “Zimmboni”
with abandon is FUN.
✓ ZIMMBONI???
“I’m like, no way this guy’s not having name! Zimmermann,
zamboni, zammerboni, zimmerboni, zimmboni. Boom!! Zimmboni.” Really, Jack should be grateful.
☆ Up
Next: There’s no such thing as a stupid question…but there are such
things as…like…Tango questions?…???
☆ ☆ ☆ NEWS ☆ ☆ ☆
★ @ngoziu on Twitter ★ @ngoziu on Instagram ★ #omgcp on Facebook★ Patreon ★ Huddle Vol 1. on itch.io
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UPDATES: When will the next updates be after these four? I’ll be
moving, so there’s gonna be a delay in updates after this batch. I
also have to concentrate on convention prep! I will have a better
idea in May, but I’m hoping to get the next 3-4 comics out in June.
☆
SwarmCon and TCAF are upcoming conventions! I’m packing whatever I
can bring and selling for as long as I can. Please, drop on by!
☆
There was this great write-up on Check, Please! in Comics Alliance.
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The
Check, Please! store is still closed, but you can check out itch.io
to download PDFS of Year One or Huddle Vol 1.
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