Haus Couch Composition

35% dead skin cells
15% bodily fluids (butt sweat)
12% PBR
10% upholstered wood
10% “cushioning”
7% pizza grease
3% pie debris
3% an xbox controller that’s just like, in there
2% black mold
2%

bottlecaps
.5% organic vantablack

.5% a new breed of spider