Pie Legacy

for the rest of their lives any person who has been a member of SMH has gotten the same confused squinting thrown in their direction:

“Wait. Justin. You baked these cookies?”

“Who made this pie—Anthony?”

“Will, these are the most perfect pancakes I’ve ever—”

“Larissa, you could enter these into a contest. Holy shit.”

“Okay, Alexei, where did you buy these?”

And everyone is like:

“Oh, yeah, I had this friend in college—”

“Yeah, I got really good at baking in college—”

“A friend taught me how to make two dozen pancakes while hungover—”

“Yeah. It’s an award-winning recipe. I learned it from a friend—”

“Not store bought; I made them!!”