Shitty and Lardo touch butts...!

<a href="https://disappointingeveryone.tumblr.com/" style="text-decoration:underline;">disappointingeveryone</a>: But the question that's really on everyone's minds: will Shitty and Lardo get to touch each others' butts?????????

“What?”
“Someone asked if we’re gonna touch each others’ butts.”
“…Does right now count?”